BioLOSTuaries

What does Civilians Read have to do with LOST? Probably nothing, but because the podcast coincides with the airing of the final season of our favourite show, Nic and I are going to try to tie it in anyway.

Maybe it’s because wading through the Canada Reads titles is a bit like travelling through time and space, each book stranding the reader on the island of its story.

Maybe we could even argue that our engagement with the lives between the pages is our means of flashing-sideways, glimpsing a potential parallel life in self-reflexive relationships with the characters.

Maybe the Civilians Read Panelists have been unsuspectingly drawn into an epic battle of good versus evil, science versus faith, fate versus free will…

Or maybe it doesn’t matter. Read on for bios of your favourite Civilians Read panelists in the form of obituaries for dead LOSTies, and don’t ask why. It’s fun, and it’s keepin’ it real.

Nic Boshart had a chain wrapped around him due to an electro-magnetic incident. He also fell down a hole and hit a nuclear bomb with a rock while screaming “COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH!” He then perished after time travelling 30 years into the future. He is [...]

RIP Paul Quarrington

As reported on Quill & Quire this morning, Canadian Writer Paul Quarrington died this morning. I didn’t know him well, but am a big fan and often used KIRBC meetings as a forum to talk about his work, so I thought I might share a few thoughts here.

When I was in publishing school, I kept a journal of weird and hilarious quotations from teachers and other students, as a means of remembering my time there. The first time I met Paul Quarrington (or Paul Quarrelsome, as our editorial teacher referred to him) he was a guest speaker for the program, and he instantly found a place in the journal by stating ‘you can never have too much ball-cupping’ and using a line drawing of a car to illustrate the path of publishing a book. After that meeting, I was hooked on his books, always returning to them for their ability to be simultaneously hilarious and gut-wrenchingly honest. Even more than that, I thought if a dude that cool can make a life in the book business, publishing is absolutely the thing for me. My parents introduced me to his awesome band and we would go and see them when they [...]

The Carnivore, by Mark Sinnett

Reading The Carnivore was an interesting experience for me, because I’ve never been so engrossed in a story centered on characters I couldn’t stand. Both of the protagonists teetered on the border of unbearable, and perhaps it was because I anxiously wanted to see what abyss they’d sink into next, but I just couldn’t get enough. Like the undertow of the flooding rivers the pages describe, each time I turned a page I was sucked further in.

This is the story of a failed marriage, a husband and wife narrating alternating chapters of reflection on their troubled past. It is a story of a shared memory lacking the capacity to heal, existing only as the point of regeneration for a lifelong downward spiral. This fictional trip through the past takes place on the backdrop of the very real Hurricane Hazel, one of the deadliest storms to ever hit southern Ontario. The metaphor of the storm tracks perfectly the course of Ray and Mary’s union; like the citizens of Toronto preparing for the floods, they didn’t know exactly what to expect, were hit with innumerable horrors but somehow managed to survive and, when it passed, felt nothing but relief.

Interestingly, Hurricane Hazel had [...]

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